Arm wrestling with a liberal
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:49 am
Why is it that liberals think they are such bad asses ?
I went to my favourite pub tonight and an annoying moonbat drunk who haunts the place ( Che Guevara T-shirt ) decided he wanted to arm wrestle me to prove a point. It's not really my thing, I'm an ex-biker and we used to do some stupid macho stuff amongst ourselves, but we didn't go around challenging random people to arm wrestling contests. It's like a stupid Hollywood film plot.
I'm not in bad shape at all, but I'm skinny and this guy outweighs me by maybe 80lbs. He's got mass on his side - most of it is fat but mass is mass. I should have just told him to get bent but stupid pride got the better of me.
We are deadlocked and I know I'm going to lose. I should have taken it gracefully, but instead I grabbed the bridge of his nose with my left hand and rotated it smartly by about 60 degrees while slamming his right hand on the table. He wasn't at all happy because he's coughing blood out of his nose, but he didn't press the issue any further.
It was an asshole thing to do, but I didn't challenge him, all I ever wanted from him is to leave me alone and not talk to me.
He did look quite funny holding his nose though, and the rest of the folks in the pub were laughing fit to bust
I went to my favourite pub tonight and an annoying moonbat drunk who haunts the place ( Che Guevara T-shirt ) decided he wanted to arm wrestle me to prove a point. It's not really my thing, I'm an ex-biker and we used to do some stupid macho stuff amongst ourselves, but we didn't go around challenging random people to arm wrestling contests. It's like a stupid Hollywood film plot.
I'm not in bad shape at all, but I'm skinny and this guy outweighs me by maybe 80lbs. He's got mass on his side - most of it is fat but mass is mass. I should have just told him to get bent but stupid pride got the better of me.
We are deadlocked and I know I'm going to lose. I should have taken it gracefully, but instead I grabbed the bridge of his nose with my left hand and rotated it smartly by about 60 degrees while slamming his right hand on the table. He wasn't at all happy because he's coughing blood out of his nose, but he didn't press the issue any further.
It was an asshole thing to do, but I didn't challenge him, all I ever wanted from him is to leave me alone and not talk to me.
He did look quite funny holding his nose though, and the rest of the folks in the pub were laughing fit to bust
