The Gun Counter

http://christwire.org/2010/10/why-do-hi ... n-america/

No one told me Christwire took over from Landover Baptist as the Christian parody website.

Why do white hippies get dreadlocks?

Hippies exist in America so Chuck Norris and members of this forum have someone they can punch.

Aesop wrote:Hippies exist in America so Chuck Norris and members of this forum have someone they can punch.

You get a far more satisfying crunch with the steel plate on the stock of US Rifle, Caliber .30, M1.

Um, I'm fairly certain that was written by leftists as a parody.

I couldn't actually finish the piece, but what I did read... it's like buzzword bingo. The whole thing is a solid mass of leftist pet phrases and code words.

"You'll rue the day!"
"Rue the day? Who talks like that?"

Frankingun wrote:Why do white hippies get dreadlocks?

To offend the white people concerned with "cultural appropriation."

Frankingun wrote:Why do white hippies get dreadlocks?

Because we can't get them to carry around signs saying "I'm a moron!"

FYI, dreadlocks are great for soaking up flammable liquids.

Careful wildlife management

Serious answer? They still exist for the same reason <xx> Studies majors and other non-functional creatures that are incapable of useful activity exist - it's a very sheltered environment.