The Gun Counter

If you were to kill someone, how would you go about it?

It's not the killing, it's the disposing of the body. "Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. ...
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute."

Depends on the target.

And...yep...there it goes. The NSA's internet threatwatch program has just raised this forums level from "spectacular" to "terrifying".

The target: Complete stranger, preferably 40+ miles from my area.

The Method: Go into a theater or a mall bathroom, find someone who is taking a shit. Hit him upside the head with a blunt object, lock him in the stall.

The getaway: Leave area, Dispose of murder weapon in a field.

There was a car accident...

...preferably on a rural road with no cell service. Unfortunately that means no one was around to call 911.

Tom Clancy's ghostwriter seems to recommend a syringe of botulism to the butt.

Insulin would be easier

There would need to be a motive. The idea of just picking some random a-hole and killing them is quite unappealing.

free_me wrote:It's not the killing, it's the disposing of the body. "Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. ...
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute."

Snatch! Very weird, but good, movie on Netflix Streaming. Jason Statham, among other stars.

Suddenly, I'm reminded of one target in Hitman: Blood Money you could fake an accidental death on by crushing his throat with a bar while he did bench-presses.

evan price wrote:There would need to be a motive. The idea of just picking some random a-hole and killing them is quite unappealing.

Well, I guess at that point is whether you pick the target yourself or whether somebody in authority did.