Why we like breasts.

[Cybrludite]

I like boobs and I can't deny but sexy is really all about personality and intelligence...you can't get those as an implant

Yet.

[Weetabix]

Ah... poetry:

Shall I compare thee to a lovely breast?
Thou art more lively and more perky:
Rough rides do jounce the darling jugs on chest,
And firmness's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too low an old funbag will droop,
And oft' does its areola spread;
And every boob from firm sometime declines,
By chance or implant's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal knockers shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that rack thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thy cans lie in his shade,
While my obsession with thy mammaries growest:

So long as men can gape, or eyes can see,
So long your bust shall draw my eyes to thee.

[Termite]

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

[Aglifter]

Y'all seem to not have grasped the grant process - it's less about what needs to be learned, so much as what will garner money, and you want to mess with for the next few years...

Tip of my hat to the grant writer...

[Darrell]

Have you ever noticed that some womens' breasts and nipples sorta match their noses? Kinda upturned and perky, I guess. Kinda like three for the price of two. I like when that happens.

[Rich]

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Who let Chris (Farley) in?

[Aegis]

Best of both worlds? (mildly NSFW)

[Jericho941]

Tits, tits! Yes that's for me!
I wish that every woman had three
One for my left hand, and one for my right
I'd bury my face in the middle one all night

[Termite]

Speaking of breasts......

Students in biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

Hat tip to Scott Free.

[Catbird]

Bra Size 45

I heard this on Dr. Demento back in the early 80's. The link above is an extended version I hadn't heard before.