The Gun Counter

Out of the blue, two different people have recently commented on my alledged physical resemblance to Brian "Scenery: It's what's for dinner!" Blessed. We'd probably have to ambush him with tranq darts to calm him down enough, though. So, who would play y'all in Gun Counter: The Motion Picture?

Wifey would prefer it be Nicholas Cage. Actually, she'd probably prefer he play me in the "real life" version as well, but I digress...

DD

Chris, WWE wrestling's The Big Show maybe could pull it off if he could lose the paunch.

Maybe Matthew McConaughey if he grew a mustache.

Donald Pleasance or Peter Ustinov. Both fun characters. And under appreciated.

Steve Carell... only 15 years younger.

The only actors I can recall being compared to are all dead.

I'm in somewhat the same boat as Chris -- people w. my build don't end up in Hollywood. And I think the selection for Rod is both correct, and humorous.

I have been likened to Sam Elliot on several occasions. I think it's just the gray hair, beard, and deep voice. I don't see it, but others do.

Think actor Richard Dreyfuss, minus the talent, for some facial features and late comic actor Dom Deluise, also minus the talent, for the rest. It's OK, I've been called worse.