It's been said the Irish invented the bagpipes then gave them to the Scots.
The Scots still haven't got the joke.
fwiw I love the pipes & grew up listening to Harry Lauder and hearing my Scot aunt & uncles talk story in increasingly thick brogues. You know what they say -- 5 Scots, 10 conversations.
"The Guncounter: More fun than a barrel of tattooed knife-fighting chain-smoking monkey butlers with drinking problems and excessive gambling debts!"
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