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Rich Jordan
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Post by Rich Jordan »

More like lack of culture but what the hell

Discovery has a new show starting next week called "Pitchmen" featuring Billy "Kaboom" Mays and Anthony Sullivan (this mop won't drip!). I haven't heard if the sham-wow and food chopper guy will also be featured.

Discovery used to be a damn fine network. Look at them now.
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Jered
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Vince Schlomi just got locked up.

He sells the Slap-Chop and the Sham-Wow.
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Jered wrote:Vince Schlomi just got locked up.

He [strike]sells[/strike] used to sell the Slap-Chop and the Sham-Wow.
Fixed it for ya!!! :lol:
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The Quiet Man wrote:
Jered wrote:Vince Schlomi just got locked up.

He [strike]sells[/strike] [strike]used to sell the[/strike] is getting Slap-Chop'ed [strike]and the[/strike] by some dude named Sham-Wow.
Fixed it for ya!!! :lol:
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Rustyv wrote:
The Quiet Man wrote:
Jered wrote:Vince Schlomi just got locked up.

He [strike]sells[/strike] [strike]used to sell the[/strike] is getting Slap-Chop'ed [strike]and the[/strike] by some dude named Sham-Wow.
Fixed it for ya!!! :lol:
More fixored for ya
Touche!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Touche. Is that the "Certain part of the male body" that's going to be sore for a while? Oh wait, that's "Tushy". :lol:
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Jered
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You guys are some sick bastards! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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http://gawker.com/5203760/shamwow-guys- ... e=true&s=x

Take a look at the master in all his glory. Plus the story has links for the mug shot photos.

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Jered wrote:Vince Schlomi just got locked up.
He got arrested and released in early February. No charges were filed.


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Shows how much I know.
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