That Fucking Elf...

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That Fucking Elf...

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I'm glad my kids are all in high school. That way, I don't have to do the Elf on a fuckin' Shelf, that so many of my friends are doing with their kids. Most of the men hate it. It is the women who are pushing this thing. Though some of them agree with the men, the women who REALLY like it, ALL say….
It Brings MAGIC Into The House! :)
It makes me wonder which one of the women's magazines they all read THAT in, to be singing the same 'ol tune. What the fuck ever. Turn off the Hallmark Channel/Lifetime and get a freakin' life.

Anybody else have a different opinion? How about the same opinion? Let's hear it .


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What the hell are you talking about? This sounds like some weird perversion.
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If you have a taxidermy trophy room, I'd suggest mounting one of their stuffed heads to a suitably sized plaque, and hanging it on that wall.
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If that isn't a sexual position, it will be by the time the moon is up. Assuming the miss is either willing, or gagged.
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PawPaw wrote:What the hell are you talking about? This sounds like some weird perversion.

Google "Elf on the Shelf."
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Also "mensch on a bench" for the jews.
A co worker does it but he tries to find funny ways to leave it. For example in an empty cookie box surrounded by crumbs, or behind the milk in the fridge with a straw. Last year it was on his hand mirror with a rolled up hundred, a razor blade and some powdered sugar.
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Elf didn't make it...
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I was blissfully ignorant of this until this post.

I will now attempt to recapture my blissful ignorance.
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skb12172 wrote:Google "Elf on the Shelf."
I am dumber for having done so.
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