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Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:02 pm
by Old Grafton
I don't wish cancer on anyone. His comments on the subject are more open than is usual or I would have expected.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130603/DA6M5TD83.html

Re: Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:10 pm
by Rich
Remember kids, you are not only performing oral sex on her, but also every man she has ever slept with by proxy.

Re: Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:29 pm
by blackeagle603
hmmm, methinks the man has quite a publicist.

Re: Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:32 pm
by Aesop
Yeah, it was the oral sex.[/sarc]

Pay no attention to that 50 year history of heavy smoking.

What a complete tool.

Clearly, his stage IV has reached the point where it's metastasized into brain tumors. Someone needs to unplug his telephone, before he blames it on something more ludicrous and personally embarassing.

Re: Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:39 pm
by blackeagle603
"Oh... and did I mention I'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones?"

Re: Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:54 pm
by Greg
blackeagle603 wrote:
"Oh... and did I mention I'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones?"
Yeah. :lol: