The Gun Counter

When leaving my favorite establishment, I reach for a toothpick. What do you choose? Minty toothpick is still a toothpick..

Only mints of the wafer thin variety.

toothpicks make you look tough and rustic.

I prefer to use a pocket knife, but the wife frowns on looking that tough and rustic

Toothpick. But I use my pocketknife to carve the pick down so that it fits into the pocket between #17 and #18.

After cleaning the pocket, I use a plastic flossing device (mint-flavored) to clean the rest.

If no toothpicks are available, I use the knife to scrape a long splinter off the edge of the table and use that.

Am I the only one who voted "waitress" and will admit to it?

Actually took one home last night. I can't help it. Barmaids, waitresses, shot girls....My friends actually tried an intervention one night. As soon as I realized it wasn't about my drinking it went down hill

I punch the piano player.

Toothpick. Cleans your teeth and works on very small vampires.

I picked the waitress because they usually have floss in their purses.

So now the "waitress" has over half of the votes.. .. (what a surprise )

I considered voting "waitress" also, but Ben referred to his "favorite establishment" and I would NOT reach for any of the waitresses at my favorite establishment

Mint if I'm on a date, toothpick otherwise. So, usually toothpick...