The Gun Counter

Apparently, this is a real thing.

Do men want to smell like Gen. George S. Patton?

The U.S. Army is banking on it. It’s licensed an official fragrance called “Patton” by Parfumologie.

You know where this is going.

At ease, soldiers. Look at your CO, now back to me, now back at your CO, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies' scented perfume and switched to Patton Cologne, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the Western Front with the man your CO could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an ammo can with two hundred rounds for that gun you love. Look again, the bullets are now grenades! Anything is possible when your CO smells like Patton and not a lady. I'm on a Jeep.

Jericho941 wrote:You know where this is going.

At ease, soldiers. Look at your CO, now back to me, now back at your CO, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies' scented perfume and switched to Patton Cologne, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the Western Front with the man your CO could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an ammo can with two hundred rounds for that gun you love. Look again, the bullets are now grenades! Anything is possible when your CO smells like Patton and not a lady. I'm on a Jeep.

They didn't have to go with "Stealth" for the Air Force. They could have had something reminiscent of Robin Olds.

I'm pretty certain that Patton is spinning in his grave. George C. Scott probably joined him as well for support.

Sea story: I was busy one day at our outpost, so I gave my doc some money to buy me some more body wash as they were convoying into a base. He came back, handed me some Axe Body Wash that was called "Marine."

"Sir, if it doesn't smell like feet and ass, you need to go get your money back..."

Thanks, doc.