Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

[randy]

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H/T to The Corner

[JAG2955]

Out of 4 pages of comments that I read quickly, there were only a handful that were out of character.

Awesome.

[Matthew Mayner]

Every party has its pooper.

Guest: I didn't realize that the Rebel Alliance was the Al Qaeda of their time. I also never saw the US as the empire. And I assume you picked Vader instead of the Emperor because his suit was black? Way to take the SW universe to a place it was never meant to go.

Here's my comment.

Typical. Here we see Vader taking all the credit for killing Obi-Wan. I'm sure he wasn't anywhere near the venerable Jedi Master when he was taken down. I’ll bet he ordered the assault just to have another piece of propaganda to use during his re-election campaign. Seriously why does he even need to campaign when there’s only one box to check in the voting booth marked Vader?

The real credit needs to be given to our Imperial Navy Elite Commandos. They're the ones who risked their lives by flying the gunships through hostile Hutt controlled territory to assault the compound.

Attacking a Jedi Master even one as old as Kenobi is extremely dangerous. He could have had the entire compound rigged to explode.

And to those of you who believe the reports that Kenobi was unarmed, I must inform you that a Jedi is never unarmed. According to reports from the Commandos he was in the middle of a force pull when they shot him. They state that he was trying to retrieve a Light Saber model 47 when they fired.

Oh and to Kenobi’s sons who are trying to sue the Empire, good luck.

[Precision]

Every party has its pooper.

Guest: I didn't realize that the Rebel Alliance was the Al Qaeda of their time. I also never saw the US as the empire. And I assume you picked Vader instead of the Emperor because his suit was black? Way to take the SW universe to a place it was never meant to go.

Here's my comment.

Typical. Here we see Vader taking all the credit for killing Obi-Wan. I'm sure he wasn't anywhere near the venerable Jedi Master when he was taken down. I’ll bet he ordered the assault just to have another piece of propaganda to use during his re-election campaign. Seriously why does he even need to campaign when there’s only one box to check in the voting booth marked Vader?

The real credit needs to be given to our Imperial Navy Elite Commandos. They're the ones who risked their lives by flying the gunships through hostile Hutt controlled territory to assault the compound.

Attacking a Jedi Master even one as old as Kenobi is extremely dangerous. He could have had the entire compound rigged to explode.

And to those of you who believe the reports that Kenobi was unarmed, I must inform you that a Jedi is never unarmed. According to reports from the Commandos he was in the middle of a force pull when they shot him. They state that he was trying to retrieve a Light Saber model 47 when they fired.

Oh and to Kenobi’s sons who are trying to sue the Empire, good luck.

nice.
You write well enough to be an author
oops

[Rusty Ray]

All very well and good, but you know that if you strike him down, he'll become more powerful than you can imagine....


Rusty

[workinwifdakids]

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