FART PROOF UNDERWEAR -- FOR MEN ONLY THOUGH!

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FART PROOF UNDERWEAR -- FOR MEN ONLY THOUGH!

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In my daily E-Mail from GizMag I get this link and write up:

Fart-proof 4SKINS underwear soaks up offensive rear end odors

We’ve looked at plenty of breakthroughs in wind technology over the years here at Gizmag, but maybe none so beneficial to mankind as 4SKINS underwear. Taking the idea behind the Better Marriage Blanket to the next obvious level, this new underwear is made from odor absorbing fabric that soaks up offensive gases so you won’t have to blame that nostril burning stench on the dog.

Unlike the Better Marriage Blanket, which traps “flatulence molecules” in a layer of activated carbon, the 4SKINS underwear uses Neutralizer technology from California-based company, Nano-Tex, which builds "odor-eliminating nanotechnology" into the fabric’s individual fibers. This technology attracts, isolates and neutralizes odors on the fabric as well as any passing through.

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Re: FART PROOF UNDERWEAR -- FOR MEN ONLY THOUGH!

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But does it also dampen the... auditory signaling?
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