The Gun Counter

You think the signs are crazy in Canada with French and English? Try riding the trolley in San Diego this week...

Yeah, they had that on the news too. Gee, you can't tell the convention is coming to town, can you?

taH pagh, taH be

Bi-Eff-Di, waTeefak.

Xenophiles! This heresy cannot be allowed to stand.

I hear that Klingons die just the same from a .308 as they do from a Phaser.

moose42 wrote:I hear that Klingons die just the same from a .308 as they do from a Phaser.

Yes, but they are tough bastards. You need a good COM shot, two just to be sure.

This is unusual -- considering the fact that it is California, after all? I'm not worried until they start issuing ballots in Klingon...

Yes, but they are tough bastards. You need a good COM shot, two just to be sure.

IIRC, two shots are necessary as Klingons have a redundant circulatory system (e.g., two hearts).

Scott Free wrote:This is unusual -- considering the fact that it is California, after all? I'm not worried until they start issuing ballots in Klingon...

Yes, but they are tough bastards. You need a good COM shot, two just to be sure.

IIRC, two shots are necessary as Klingons have a redundant circulatory system (e.g., two hearts).

So what's Klingon for "Mozambique"?

One .75 bolter round should suffice.