Dan Aykroyd has lost his mind

[HTRN]

I don't think any distiller sells directly(with the notable exception of Macallan, but that's they're "rare" and $$$$ bottlings).


HTRN

[Jericho941]

After doing some cursory research:

1.) Herkimer Diamonds aren't even real diamonds. They're double-terminated quartz crystals.
2.) They are "prized by some for holistic qualities," so that's where the filtering nonsense comes from.

[Rich]

workinwifdakids: I'm going to take his Vodka, pour it over the boobs of virgins, and re-bottle it.

I'm going to make millions...

Good luck on finding a virgin with boobs. Usually it's the one or the other.

[Kommander]

workinwifdakids: I'm going to take his Vodka, pour it over the boobs of virgins, and re-bottle it.

I'm going to make millions...

Good luck on finding a virgin with boobs. Usually it's the one or the other.

He never specified what kind of virgin boobs. Finding virgin man boobs shouldn't be too hard, just check the local Treky convention.

[Rich]

Kommander: Finding virgin man boobs shouldn't be too hard, just check the local Treky convention.

Er, he does want to sell this vodka, doesn't he?

[Kommander]

He does not have to specify on the label exactly what kind of virgin boobs were used...