Confederate Flag Destroying Alaska

[Old Grafton]

In addition to all the other problems attributed to the treasonist display of the Confederate Flag it is now conclusively proven it's causing sunspots and beach erosion. The EPA is seeking to ban the Stars and Bars over its causation of female sexual discrimination as well. Gina McCarthy is PISSED.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/2015070 ... bb449.html

[Jered]

I'll see your four feet a year and raise you 124 feet per year.

[Netpackrat]

[PawPaw]

In the Terrebonne, we lose 10 square miles per year. Granted, that can't go on forever, but erosion is part and parcel of normal geologic activity. Water cuts rock, water moves dirt. It is what it is. Of course, our erosion might be partially attributable to our noted love of the Stars and Bars, but I suspect that it's also attributable to boat traffic and oil field activity. Plus the fact that water flows downhill.

[Mike OTDP]

If the Battle Flag is that powerful, how come we didn't annihilate the DamnYankee Horde?

[Cobar]

Because they resisted the mighty flag, of course.

Submit and be consumed.

[Cybrludite]

In the Terrebonne, we lose 10 square miles per year. Granted, that can't go on forever, but erosion is part and parcel of normal geologic activity. Water cuts rock, water moves dirt. It is what it is. Of course, our erosion might be partially attributable to our noted love of the Stars and Bars, but I suspect that it's also attributable to boat traffic and oil field activity. Plus the fact that water flows downhill.

On the plus side, it'll eventually be Arkansas' coastal erosion problem...