At ease, soldiers. Look at your CO, now back to me, now back at your CO, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies' scented perfume and switched to Patton Cologne, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the Western Front with the man your CO could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an ammo can with two hundred rounds for that gun you love. Look again, the bullets are now grenades! Anything is possible when your CO smells like Patton and not a lady. I'm on a Jeep.
At ease, soldiers. Look at your CO, now back to me, now back at your CO, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies' scented perfume and switched to Patton Cologne, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the Western Front with the man your CO could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an ammo can with two hundred rounds for that gun you love. Look again, the bullets are now grenades! Anything is possible when your CO smells like Patton and not a lady. I'm on a Jeep.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne
They didn't have to go with "Stealth" for the Air Force. They could have had something reminiscent of Robin Olds.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
I'm pretty certain that Patton is spinning in his grave. George C. Scott probably joined him as well for support.
Sea story: I was busy one day at our outpost, so I gave my doc some money to buy me some more body wash as they were convoying into a base. He came back, handed me some Axe Body Wash that was called "Marine."
"Sir, if it doesn't smell like feet and ass, you need to go get your money back..."
