You can blame this one on my kids. We were about to watch How to Train Your Dragon (good flick) the other day. When one of my boys asked if there were zombies in it. I told them there weren’t.
Then my other boy said, “How to Train Your Zombie.”
I laughed so hard I had to write this short.
Enjoy.
How to Train Your [strike]Dragon[/strike] Zombie.
How to Train Your Zombie by Moose42
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How to Train Your Zombie by Moose42
Years from now our children and grandchildren living in a 3rd world America will ask "What were you doing on March 21st 2010 and why didn't you stop it?"
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Come check out my blog where I share my crazy sci-fi and fantasy fiction.
Alone: King of One
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Precision
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Re: How to Train Your Zombie by Moose42
I like it. Very funny.
But aren't you worried about the zombie getting an intestinal blockage from eating [strike]women's studies students[/strike]the duct tape holding the bacon on?
But aren't you worried about the zombie getting an intestinal blockage from eating [strike]women's studies students[/strike]the duct tape holding the bacon on?
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: How to Train Your Zombie by Moose42
You sirrah are a sick, sick, individual.
Probably why I like reading your stuff.
Probably why I like reading your stuff.
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".