House doesn't smell manly enough?

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HTRN
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Re: House doesn't smell manly enough?

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CByrneIV wrote:Not beer...

Whisky and espresso
Dammit. :mrgreen:


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Re: House doesn't smell manly enough?

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HTRN wrote:
SoupOrMan wrote:"Chanel No. 5, miss?"

"No, Hoppe's No. 9. I'm trying to attract men, not fashion-conscious harpies who were born male."
That sends you're subconscious all kinds of mixed messages - guns should smell like guns, and wimminz should smell like wimminz.


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What's wrong with women smelling like guns? It'd be nice to meet a nice girl and be able to walk up to her and say "Is that Benchmark you're wearing?" and have her say "No, just a little Varget behind the ears is all."
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Re: House doesn't smell manly enough?

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SoupOrMan wrote:
HTRN wrote:
SoupOrMan wrote:"Chanel No. 5, miss?"

"No, Hoppe's No. 9. I'm trying to attract men, not fashion-conscious harpies who were born male."
That sends you're subconscious all kinds of mixed messages - guns should smell like guns, and wimminz should smell like wimminz.


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What's wrong with women smelling like guns?
Something about wanting to break them down shotgun style. . .
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