Getting calls from "Restricted", no one there when I answer

[Old Grafton]

Simple tinfoil wraps invariably allow leakage of mind-control rays past the partial barrier. Uniform convolutions in overlapping layers are best; several JiffyPop pan tops can be assembled for greater ease and uniformity. While not as aesthetically pleasing as a simple skullcap wrap they are much better shielding. (The popcorn should be discarded prior to popping and the pantops should be thoroughly washed prior to assembly as the motor oil with which they are drenched is a known biohazard.) :jacked:

[Rich]

Actually they're from Iota Persei.

[Jered]

Simple tinfoil wraps invariably allow leakage of mind-control rays past the partial barrier. Uniform convolutions in overlapping layers are best; several JiffyPop pan tops can be assembled for greater ease and uniformity. While not as aesthetically pleasing as a simple skullcap wrap they are much better shielding. (The popcorn should be discarded prior to popping and the pantops should be thoroughly washed prior to assembly as the motor oil with which they are drenched is a known biohazard.) :jacked:

Tinfoil amplifies the mind control.

[Aesop]

Not if you put the shiny side facing out.

But if you put it on backwards, you're pretty much screwed.

[Rich Jordan]

Not if you put the shiny side facing out.

But if you put it on backwards, you're pretty much screwed.

The real trick to blocking the rays is to weave a mesh of lead Christmas tree icicles and layer it between two sheets of foil. Both shiny side out as Aesop mentioned. Why else do you suppose the government banned lead icicles way back when?

[workinwifdakids]

When the quality reduction of one system, collides with the quality reduction of another system, and together they result in unusable quality.

Oh, so like my last marriage.