diesel-tech
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:43 pm
I just don't hear Sven and Ole jokes down here in So Cal. So, when I came across this joke recently I enjoyed it. The joke also sent me unexpectedly on a trip down memory lane.
Sven and Ollie had been buddies for many years and one day when they reported for work, they discovered to their distress that their factory was closing on that next Friday.
On Monday we find them both standing in line at the unemployment office, signing up for unemployment payments.
The unemployment clerk said to Sven, "What job did you have?"
Sven said, "I vas a panty sewer. I sewed the elastic on the panties."
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"OK," says, the clerk. "I'll set you up for a payment of two hundred dollars per week."
Then she turns to Ollie and says, "And, what job did you have?"
Ollie says, "I vas a diesel fitter."
"Ok," says the clerk, "I'll set you up for a payment of four hundred dollars a week."
"Four Hundred Dollars," yells Sven. "How come he gets four hundred dollars and I only got two hundred dollars?"
"Well," said the clerk, "he is a diesel fitter, that's a much more mechanical job, harder work handling piping and welding and all. So, he gets more money."
"Vhat do you mean," says Sven. " I sew the elastic on the panties, and pulls 'em over his head and says, 'Dese'll fit 'er'." /rimshot
Thanks folks, you've been a great audience. I'll be here all week. Be sure to try the prime rib special.
Before I left the Pacific NW to seek my fortune and adventure in Uncle Sam's Yacht Club I worked a couple years with some old boys at a service station. I'd pick up from them in the afternoon after my A&P classes at the local Voc-Tech.
They were story and joke tellers like we just don't see anymore in this age of diminishing conversation and "always on" media.
...more ruminations
Sven and Ollie had been buddies for many years and one day when they reported for work, they discovered to their distress that their factory was closing on that next Friday.
On Monday we find them both standing in line at the unemployment office, signing up for unemployment payments.
The unemployment clerk said to Sven, "What job did you have?"
Sven said, "I vas a panty sewer. I sewed the elastic on the panties."
Kinks T-Shirts
"OK," says, the clerk. "I'll set you up for a payment of two hundred dollars per week."
Then she turns to Ollie and says, "And, what job did you have?"
Ollie says, "I vas a diesel fitter."
"Ok," says the clerk, "I'll set you up for a payment of four hundred dollars a week."
"Four Hundred Dollars," yells Sven. "How come he gets four hundred dollars and I only got two hundred dollars?"
"Well," said the clerk, "he is a diesel fitter, that's a much more mechanical job, harder work handling piping and welding and all. So, he gets more money."
"Vhat do you mean," says Sven. " I sew the elastic on the panties, and pulls 'em over his head and says, 'Dese'll fit 'er'." /rimshot
Thanks folks, you've been a great audience. I'll be here all week. Be sure to try the prime rib special.
Before I left the Pacific NW to seek my fortune and adventure in Uncle Sam's Yacht Club I worked a couple years with some old boys at a service station. I'd pick up from them in the afternoon after my A&P classes at the local Voc-Tech.
They were story and joke tellers like we just don't see anymore in this age of diminishing conversation and "always on" media.
...more ruminations
I've heard that one before as both a Polack and an Aggie joke.