The Gun Counter

From what I saw, I was thrown in Fecesbook jail for 24 hours because of a post I made with a picture of a rainbow colored baby seal with a gun to its right. Someone hated me enough to search through the last 5 years of my posts to find something offensive enough to report. What's funny is that's not even close to the most offensive thing I've posted. Shows what happens when you make enemies of the Left, the stupid, and the boringly ignorant (I repeat myself there).

What are your privacy settings? Who could even have seen it?

Probably someone who drives for Lyft.

Meh, I'm public so it could be any asshole who I've offended. Can't be a Lyft driver because I do both.

And yet another reason I care less and less after I left. Found out while updating some Lightroom plugins that Facebook turned off all third-party program photo posting. So even if I hadn’t left I’d have had to figure out an entirely new workflow for getting grandkid pics up for all the grandparents.

And then I hear about this kind of shit. What are we in, some kind of middle-school nightmare?

I kind of take it as a badge of honor since better people than I have been put in jail. Hell, this is my first "offense" since I started using Fecesbook. Must be a record for an outspoken old fart like me, 6 years to get here?

My best zuck is for using Niger...to refer to the country of that name.