Needed - refresher tips on what not to do at a job interview

[Denis]

From looking good in a new suit to The Four Segwayman of the Apocalypse in a$$le$$ chaps......

Officer, I'd like to report a hijacking!

Who the hell said anything about assless chaps? That is a shudder inducing image there.

Methinks they'd be much too drafty on a Segway, those assless chaps.

[Denis]

I just googled myself ... I am ... a deceased lawyer...

Well, at least you're a good lawyer, then.

[Weetabix]

From looking good in a new suit to The Four Segwayman of the Apocalypse in a$$le$$ chaps......
Officer, I'd like to report a hijacking!

I was really sad when we lost the thread about the Annoying Henchmen of the Apocalypse. Someone, IIRC, was the guy who put the pot back on the burner after taking the last cup. I want to be the guy who seems to purposely split infinitives and end sentences with prepositions.

[workinwifdakids]

I co-authored a book, and Amazon links books by the "same" author. By the "same" author, they mean any author who shares the first and last name.

So, in a display of ultimate irony unappreciated by my mother, there was my book... followed by the phrase, "More books by this author!"...

... and a book by a guy with my name called something like "How to deal with your annoying mother."