help save the lives of me and my family(AKA Chemistry 101)

[First Shirt]

It's extremely doubtful that they'd have anyone arrested THE FIRST TIME.

Second call for the same problem? That's another matter.

[Dub_James]

Perhaps you can call her Saddam or "Chemical Ali" and see how she reacts?

Either that or get the UN to send inspectors to your home. Hmmm, on second thoughts.

Some people just have to learn the hard way, I guess...

[Drone 7 of lots more]

I guess beatings are right out...

[Flintlock Tom]

Had a cat once who was critically injured and had to be put down. I put her in the pet carrier, put the pet carrier in a plastic garbage bag, put a teaspoon of Drano and a half cup of bleach in a plastic bowl in the trash bag with her. She was dead in 30 seconds.
Don't try this at home.

[308Mike]

And I repeat myself: the next time she does it, CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

The words "chlorine gas exposure" should do the trick.

+1

The local FD should have the air monitors necessary to determine the amount of chlorine (and whatever else she's created) in the air, and probably will have air movers to clear the gas out so it's safe to enter. (But if they come in, say "HOLY SHIT" and run back out, you have a major issue!)

They will NOT be amused, if she tries to plead dumb about what got mixed, and they will NOT accept a "just Clorox" answer, either.

course they could also have her arrested... and i would imagine that DD likes sleeping in his bed and not on the couch...

perhaps there is an easier way to handle things?

Angry, upset, and alive is always preferable to not upset and dead or possibly seriously brain damaged (she may decide she likes rap).