The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make

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Cybrludite
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The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make

Post by Cybrludite » Thu May 02, 2019 9:11 pm

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.

As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. 'Just Released - New LP -Wasps of Europe & the sounds that they make - available now!'

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

'I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window.'

'Certainly, Sir,' says the young man behind the counter. 'If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you.'

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, 'I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those.'

'I'm sorry Sir', says the young assistant. 'If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes.'

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. 'I don't understand it', he says, 'I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!'

'I'm terribly sorry, Sir' says the young man, 'perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes.'

Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.

'I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP.'

'I really am terribly sorry', says the young assistant,

'I've just realised I was playing you the bee side.'
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Re: The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make

Post by Netpackrat » Thu May 02, 2019 10:25 pm

Rope. Tree. Joker... Some assembly required!
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Re: The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make

Post by HTRN » Fri May 03, 2019 1:47 am

He should bee punished! :mrgreen:
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Re: The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make

Post by Gunnuts » Fri May 03, 2019 2:54 pm

Hangin' takes too much time...
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Re: The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make

Post by toad » Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:32 am

"No, No, Rim shot does not mean you shoot him next to his chocolate star fish !"

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