Fairy Tale Weddings

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Fairy Tale Weddings

Post by Cybrludite » Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:49 pm

Everyone says they want a fairy tale wedding, but they always kvetch when I show up uninvited & curse their first-born.
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Re: Fairy Tale Weddings

Post by Weetabix » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:26 pm

:lol:
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Re: Fairy Tale Weddings

Post by toad » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:26 pm

Could be worse , he could have cursed the kid to be part of the transsexual crowd .

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Post by SoupOrMan » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:53 am

It's not so much the cursing of the first-born, man, it's the tutu, tiara, and staff topped with a glitter-covered skull. It's a bit much.
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Re: Fairy Tale Weddings

Post by Jered » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:47 am

Do you play the Rains of Castamere, too?
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Post by Cybrludite » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:53 am

Jered wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:47 am
Do you play the Rains of Castamere, too?
I ever get hitched, that'll be played at the reception.
"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King

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Re: Fairy Tale Weddings

Post by SoupOrMan » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:56 am

"I didn't know this could be played as a mambo!"
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."

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