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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by Weetabix » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:09 am

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by evan price » Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:17 pm

Weetabix wrote:How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
Manufacturing baby oil is done using a cold press process. The babies are put into a large screw press that slowly squeezes out the oil. Temperatures have to be kept low to recover clear oil, over heated babies yield cloudy oil.
What exits the screw press is called baby cakes. This is ground and screened to produce baby powder.
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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by Vonz90 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:39 pm

evan price wrote:
Weetabix wrote:How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
Manufacturing baby oil is done using a cold press process. The babies are put into a large screw press that slowly squeezes out the oil. Temperatures have to be kept low to recover clear oil, over heated babies yield cloudy oil.
What exits the screw press is called baby cakes. This is ground and screened to produce baby powder.
Good info, but you still did not answer the man's question about how many to the bottle.

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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by evan price » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:51 am

Vonz90 wrote:
evan price wrote:
Weetabix wrote:How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
Manufacturing baby oil is done using a cold press process. The babies are put into a large screw press that slowly squeezes out the oil. Temperatures have to be kept low to recover clear oil, over heated babies yield cloudy oil.
What exits the screw press is called baby cakes. This is ground and screened to produce baby powder.
Good info, but you still did not answer the man's question about how many to the bottle.
He didn't specify what size bottle.
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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by Weetabix » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:52 pm

55 gallon
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Post by Cybrludite » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:53 am

Rod wrote:With our present president "playing your Trump card" has multiple meanings.
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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by evan price » Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:40 pm

Weetabix wrote:55 gallon
That's not a bottle; it's a barrel. Maybe a keg. Tun?
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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by Weetabix » Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:06 pm

You buy baby oil how you want; I'll buy baby oil how I want.
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Post by HTRN » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:34 am

evan price wrote:
Weetabix wrote:55 gallon
That's not a bottle; it's a barrel. Maybe a keg. Tun?
A drum. :ugeek:

A standard keg, a socalled "half barrel" is 15.5 gallons.

A tun is either 252 or 256 gallons depending on wether its meant for wine or beer.

Ibc tote tanks come in avariety of sizes, but the most common seen is 275 gallons.
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Re: Deep Thoughts

Post by SoupOrMan » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:35 am

It's not really a proper amount of baby oil unless the container says "Dippin' Size"
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