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Aesop
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"Not That Way, THIS way..."

Post by Aesop » Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:04 pm

An ISIS terrorist was leading an instructional period on how to decapitate hostages, when an SAS sniper's shot from a .338 neatly decapitated him in front of the entire class.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The fearsome recruiter for ISIS, also known as Dash, was gunned down in the middle of a drill teaching new soldiers how to execute prisoners.

One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded' -SAS source

Military sources said he was demonstrating a cutting motion with his arm when the bullet hit.

Some 20 junior fighters were taking part in the outdoor lesson when their commander was killed before their eyes. The entire group fled in terror and deserted the jihadi cause.
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Call Jeff Dunham. Achmed's got a partner.


In other news, the SAS has been setting up fully-dressed-and-armed-with-weapons Kurdish soldier dummies, and using them as bait for ISIS troops.
In one single incident 12 jihadis took the bait, and were gunned down by SAS snipers.
Another time so many ISIS fighters arrived that the SAS decided not to engage directly - and called in an airstrike instead.

It allows the British forces to strike at their leisure, and keeps the carnage away from civilians.
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h/t to weaponsman
"There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy." -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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Re: "Not That Way, THIS way..."

Post by HTRN » Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:48 pm

Considering he shot him while verbally discussing terrorism, the ached comment even funnier.. he made him silent by killing him. :lol:
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Re: "Not That Way, THIS way..."

Post by Aesop » Sun Feb 28, 2016 4:49 pm

Considering his nom de guerre was Dash, I'm thinking they should now rename him Exclamation Point, or perhaps Asterisk.

But really, who knew that in the Fertile Crescent it was legal to hunt over bait...?
"There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy." -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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