Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
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Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
Next someone will start selling the "tactical spork" in black and coyote tan. "You can open and eat MRE's , Cafeteria mystery meat, or cut throats and gouge out eyes, a must have for tough days at the mall ; Donut holder optional.
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A clear-cut case of Necro-posting here, but I hope this story does not become too well-known, I realize I have boxes of this lethal weapon at home, as well as the more dangerous picnic knife, spork, fork, and a whole drawer of the old-fashioned metal versions of each in my kitchen.
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
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E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
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Yikes. I have a titanium spork that I bought on a lark. I hope I'm not inviting any BATFEspork attention.
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D
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Effit, I'm doing this...
Hooah!
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Anyone want to lay odds about the man in the OPs nickname?
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Now you have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds...Catbird wrote:Effit, I'm doing this... Hooah!
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
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Already banned in Formerly Great Britain and NYFC.
There must be an end to this intimidation by those who come to this great country, but reject its culture.
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The only thing that keeps those two places from demanding that all residents live on nothing but a diet of yogurt from a tube is that dairy offends vegans.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
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Just a random thought, but wouldn't he have been able to dispatch the goblin easier with a Niblick or a Cleek?
(ducks and runs for cover in a zig zag path.)
(ducks and runs for cover in a zig zag path.)
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
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Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
It's people like you what cause unrest.Windy Wilson wrote:Just a random thought, but wouldn't he have been able to dispatch the goblin easier with a Niblick or a Cleek?
(ducks and runs for cover in a zig zag path.)
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