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Return of the Demotivators, Part III! IN 3D! - To Infinity And Beyond!
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"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
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True story:
Mondays are the worst night of the week in any ER.
One Monday night, Border Patrol had brought us somebody they caught that needed fixin', and they drove in and parked an Offishul BP SUV right in the front of the ER parking area, where you could see it from the street and the entry.
It was the slowest, quietest Monday night we had in years.
Before leaving with their repaired catch of the day, they laughed, but politely declined our offer to let them park the broken down BP cruiser of their choice in our lot in perpetuity.
Mondays are the worst night of the week in any ER.
One Monday night, Border Patrol had brought us somebody they caught that needed fixin', and they drove in and parked an Offishul BP SUV right in the front of the ER parking area, where you could see it from the street and the entry.
It was the slowest, quietest Monday night we had in years.
Before leaving with their repaired catch of the day, they laughed, but politely declined our offer to let them park the broken down BP cruiser of their choice in our lot in perpetuity.
"There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy." -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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I check at Amazon and they have the Border Patrol Caps and other items. An ICE cap, a lanyard and ID holder for your official chicken inspector photo ID, T-shirts, and maybe some other stuff.
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Sportmans' Guide had actual CBP caps and it looked like they were the ones from the uniform contractor.toad wrote:I check at Amazon and they have the Border Patrol Caps and other items. An ICE cap, a lanyard and ID holder for your official chicken inspector photo ID, T-shirts, and maybe some other stuff.
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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Socrates wrote:The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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Happy Halloween.
Now I have a spare time hobby for the next three weeks.
Now I have a spare time hobby for the next three weeks.
"There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy." -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
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