Return of the Demotivators, Part III! IN 3D! - To Infinity And Beyond!

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Someone call the 9/11 Truthers RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
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If Ahmed were a white kid named Dwayne nobody would care about him getting arrested.
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George guy wrote:If Ahmed were a white kid named Dwayne nobody would care about him getting arrested.
A white kid named Andrew was suspended over a Pop Tart, and a lot of people cared about that.
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Ahmed is going to the White House because he's the first Muslim kid NOT to attach a bomb to a home-made clock. POTUS is right; we need more kids like him not attaching bombs to clocks. Or cell phones. Or some other remote detonation device.
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Is it too much to hope that he'll learn how, in time for his upcoming trip?
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Apparently Ahmed didn't even really build a clock, just took apart an old digital clock and mounted its guts in a pencil case.
http://www.youngcons.com/whoa-engineer- ... ncil-case/
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