Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

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HTRN wrote:Imagine Dracula, a complete monster who would butcher anything he comes across is bound into the service(completely unwillingly I might add) into the service of Von Helsing instead of being staked by him, and used as a weapon against other vampires, specifically Vampire Nazis.

That is the premise of the source material.

Now imagine self same monster, who's also a complete pervert with the maturity of an eight year old, who constantly does shout outs to internet culture, when not being an obnoxious jackass or eating people.

That's the premise of Ultimate abridged.

Go read the Tropes page linked above to catch about all the references made..
Yeah, it's funny even without knowing all the memes. The shout outs on the Tropes pages are pretty decent but it doesn't have everything.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/jessi-slaughter - "ya dun goofed"
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bitches-love-x - "bitches love cannons"
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The Crimson Fucker is back.

I lost it when he did the three stooges whoopwhoopwhoop.. :lol:
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Ahhhhh, I needed that while I wait for the election results late tonight.
With any luck I can pedal my Schadenfreude past my relatives and do the three stooges whop,whop, tomorrow.
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What got me is he's not just a bastard on the big things, but the small stuff too - his tilting all the picture frames got a giggle out of me.

Somebody even set up the a twitter acct for "The Crimson Fucker" :lol:
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Dang if I wasn't so opposed to face book, twitter, and all that other social media stuff I'd latch on to that twitter.
I'm still somewhat puzzled about why an ancient blood sucking, rip and tear monster still has a thing for boobs...not that I consider that a bad thing.
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He's a troll.

Admittedly, he's violent Psychotic man child of a troll, but he's still a troll. :lol:

Now, only 364 days to go to the next episode. :(
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HTRN wrote:He's a troll.

Admittedly, he's violent Psychotic man child of a troll, but he's still a troll. :lol:
In his shoes, who wouldn't be?
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HTRN wrote:Now, only 364 days to go to the next episode. :(
The Crimson Fucker is back... or at least the teaser is. :mrgreen:

Two weeks to go..
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I've already laughed my dick off in anticipation.

Y'know.

Just in case.
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Does anyone else think The Crimson Fucker would be a great name for a metal band?
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