Maybe one should use the old "hidden rabbit trick" that is throw a rabbit that has a pepper suppository installed at the opponent:
Screaming "Hare, Hare, Choke, Choke, Rama, Rama, Ding Dong!"
or was it:
"Hare, Hare, Krishna, Krishna, Rama, Rama, Ding Dong."
The place to talk about knives, swords, edged weapons, sticks and impact weapons, restraints, and and the techniques and tools for preparedness and survival without firearms.