Get'cher Handmade Leather Saps
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Re: Get'cher Handmade Leather Saps
Remind me not to follow some links. I didn't know about this before, and I'm kinda wishing I still didn't.Jericho941 wrote:"The absurdity of a sex toy with the lethality of a baseball bat."
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D
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Re: Get'cher Handmade Leather Saps
The first guy to invent MindBleach and patent it wins the Internet, and probably owes Yogi at least a 10% royalty commission.
I figured out pretty early on that the long-tubed Sprague-style dual-tube stethoscope puts a quarter pound of stainless steel head at the terminus of two feet of latex tubing, with handy curved hooks by which to swing it. Not enough to be lethal, but enough actual gobsmacking fun for street-legal improvised nunchuks sufficient to allow me to deploy tactical Nikes under Phase 2 of incident avoidance in hospitals where metal detectors and no-weapons policies are a way of life. There isn't a jury in the land gonna rack me for hitting someone with my stethoscope who had it coming.
For two-wheeled travelers, it's also hard for The Man to crack down too hard on riders carrying that Master lock and 3 feet of chain as a bike lock, even if it's a "spare". I imagine it helps more if you look like the Barnes & Noble type, and not the Hells Angels type.
I figured out pretty early on that the long-tubed Sprague-style dual-tube stethoscope puts a quarter pound of stainless steel head at the terminus of two feet of latex tubing, with handy curved hooks by which to swing it. Not enough to be lethal, but enough actual gobsmacking fun for street-legal improvised nunchuks sufficient to allow me to deploy tactical Nikes under Phase 2 of incident avoidance in hospitals where metal detectors and no-weapons policies are a way of life. There isn't a jury in the land gonna rack me for hitting someone with my stethoscope who had it coming.
For two-wheeled travelers, it's also hard for The Man to crack down too hard on riders carrying that Master lock and 3 feet of chain as a bike lock, even if it's a "spare". I imagine it helps more if you look like the Barnes & Noble type, and not the Hells Angels type.
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Re: Get'cher Handmade Leather Saps
I knew what it was without clicking the link.Weetabix wrote:Remind me not to follow some links. I didn't know about this before, and I'm kinda wishing I still didn't.Jericho941 wrote:"The absurdity of a sex toy with the lethality of a baseball bat."
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Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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Re: Get'cher Handmade Leather Saps
I didn't, and still don't, because I knew better than to click a link referencing a Yogi post.HTRN wrote:I knew what it was without clicking the link.Weetabix wrote:Remind me not to follow some links. I didn't know about this before, and I'm kinda wishing I still didn't.Jericho941 wrote:"The absurdity of a sex toy with the lethality of a baseball bat."
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".
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There's a rather infamous weapon in Saint's Row...
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
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Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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I could learn so much from you.randy wrote:I didn't, and still don't, because I knew better than to click a link referencing a Yogi post.
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D
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Mods or Yogi: Can we please put Yogi's picture under a spoiler tag, I'm REAL glad no one walked up behind me while that was on the screen.
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Re: Get'cher Handmade Leather Saps
Done.
Don't say I never did anything for you with a giant rubber dildo
Don't say I never did anything for you with a giant rubber dildo
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For free evenYogimus wrote:Done.
Don't say I never did anything for you with a giant rubber dildo
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