Get'cher Handmade Leather Saps

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Remind me not to follow some links. I didn't know about this before, and I'm kinda wishing I still didn't. :shock:
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The first guy to invent MindBleach and patent it wins the Internet, and probably owes Yogi at least a 10% royalty commission.

I figured out pretty early on that the long-tubed Sprague-style dual-tube stethoscope puts a quarter pound of stainless steel head at the terminus of two feet of latex tubing, with handy curved hooks by which to swing it. Not enough to be lethal, but enough actual gobsmacking fun for street-legal improvised nunchuks sufficient to allow me to deploy tactical Nikes under Phase 2 of incident avoidance in hospitals where metal detectors and no-weapons policies are a way of life. There isn't a jury in the land gonna rack me for hitting someone with my stethoscope who had it coming.

For two-wheeled travelers, it's also hard for The Man to crack down too hard on riders carrying that Master lock and 3 feet of chain as a bike lock, even if it's a "spare". I imagine it helps more if you look like the Barnes & Noble type, and not the Hells Angels type.
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Weetabix wrote:
Remind me not to follow some links. I didn't know about this before, and I'm kinda wishing I still didn't. :shock:
I knew what it was without clicking the link. :lol:
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HTRN wrote:
Weetabix wrote:
Remind me not to follow some links. I didn't know about this before, and I'm kinda wishing I still didn't. :shock:
I knew what it was without clicking the link. :lol:
I didn't, and still don't, because I knew better than to click a link referencing a Yogi post.
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".
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There's a rather infamous weapon in Saint's Row...
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randy wrote:I didn't, and still don't, because I knew better than to click a link referencing a Yogi post.
I could learn so much from you. :D
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Mods or Yogi: Can we please put Yogi's picture under a spoiler tag, I'm REAL glad no one walked up behind me while that was on the screen.
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Done.

Don't say I never did anything for you with a giant rubber dildo
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Yogimus wrote:Done.

Don't say I never did anything for you with a giant rubber dildo
For free even
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