Gunkid aka Gecko45 is back again

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MelodyByrne
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Gunkid aka Gecko45 is back again

Post by MelodyByrne » Sat May 17, 2014 5:46 pm

Mad Ogre spotted him in the comments on this post at the Firearm Blog:
Gecko_.45 • 2 days ago
Greeting, Nicholas!

My name is John Gecko, and I am the founder and president of Tactical Advanced Response and Defense, Inc., a company that makes a similar product to this AR holster...(blah blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit)
I believe it's time to ready the banhammers and the ruthless mockery.

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Re: Gunkid aka Gecko45 is back again

Post by BobbyK » Sat May 17, 2014 5:47 pm

Isn't he still on probation?

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Re: Gunkid aka Gecko45 is back again

Post by HTRN » Sat May 17, 2014 5:56 pm

Gecko 45 and Gunkid are two seperate trolls.

Melvin AKA "Gunkid" is a clueless dirtbag felon, who spouts nonsense.
Gecko 45 on the other hand, is the first, or at least the first best known Mall Ninja.
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Re: Gunkid aka Gecko45 is back again

Post by Aesop » Sat May 17, 2014 6:03 pm

The Best Of Gecko 45: Shrine Of The Mall Ninja

I don't care who you are, when you hit this line, you know you've tapped into the main vein of comedy gold:
I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.
And just when you think it can't get better, it does. :lol:


So if this is, in fact, the return of Gecko .45, rejoice. Comedy is about to happen.
And if not, you have to love the sense of humor and dry wit that would make him the "founder and president" of TARD, Inc.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

10:1 it's just somebody pulling people's leg.
In a later response on that thread, he goes on to extol the virtues of his Tactical DERP holster.

And one of the responses is from a similarly facetiously named "Gunkid", who calls forth the memory of the infamous "tactical wheelbarrow".
I suspect it's just internet OGs keeping the flame burning.
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Re: Gunkid aka Gecko45 is back again

Post by Netpackrat » Sat May 17, 2014 7:29 pm

MelodyByrne wrote:Tactical Advanced Response and Defense, Inc.,
Gotta be a spoof.
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Post by evan price » Sun May 18, 2014 1:41 am

CByrneIV wrote:Should have been Tactical Advanced Response and Defense Intelligence Systems.
Yeah, but then your holster would be bigger on the inside, which leads to a lousy retention.
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Re: Gunkid aka Gecko45 is back again

Post by JohnOC » Sun May 18, 2014 2:35 am

evan price wrote:
CByrneIV wrote:Should have been Tactical Advanced Response and Defense Intelligence Systems.
Yeah, but then your holster would be bigger on the inside, which leads to a lousy retention.

But think of the space savings when you can get four New York reloads in the same holster.
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