Fidel Castro Dead

[Aaron]

I'll not be attending his funeral, but I plan to send a letter saying I approve of it.

[dfwmtx]

Speaking of the the Beard's funeral.

I really hope this is a valid news source

[Old Grafton]

They should have used one of the old Yankee Imperialist antiques to be sure of getting there.....

[Windy Wilson]

Ding dong, the Red is dead,
Which old Red, the evil Red,
Ding dong, Fidel the Red is dead!


Well, I'll never get a job at Tin Pan Alley, but I did read of his passing with approval, and I found a song in my heart to commemorate the event.

[Wrenchbender1]

I see that they cremated him to symbolically show the masses what direction he'll be traveling in.

[Windy Wilson]

I think embalming them and putting them on permanent display to assure the masses of his passing went out of style around the time of Fidel's birth.

[Old Grafton]

I think embalming them and putting them on permanent display to assure the masses of his passing went out of style around the time of Fidel's birth.

Reminds me of the Irish Funeral story..
Seamus: "Sean, what're you doing here? I never knew you cared for Ian ??!!"

Sean: "I didn't; I just wanted to pinch the fooker's cheek to be sure he's dead!"

[Greg]

I think embalming them and putting them on permanent display to assure the masses of his passing went out of style around the time of Fidel's birth.

Lefties are old school. The most up to date ones still seem to think it's 1968. Many fail to even be that modern.