A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.
Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.
When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.
They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
He was convicted and fined $600.
Driver convicted for penis in pasta jar
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This guy just won the Walmart game in huge fashion.mekender wrote:http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24 ... 21,00.html
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Standing for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!workinwifdakids wrote: We've thus far avoided the temptation to jack an entire forum.
But what the hell.
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But, will the Jack Russell terrier receive therapy? 
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Re: Driver convicted for penis in pasta jar
That just ain't right, I don't care how much he loves pasta.
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Factfind wrote:That just ain't right, I don't care how much he loves pasta.
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Stolen for sig line! These jokes write themselves, I tell you.A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
And may I say, from a moral point of view, I think there can be no justification for shoving snack cakes up your action.
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Reminds me of some fairly offensive jokes which involve some form of the phrase, "But why a clown?"...workinwifdakids wrote:Stolen for sig line! These jokes write themselves, I tell you.A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
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Has anybody else noticed that a 750mm jar would be about 30"???????
Had had a weapon allright...
Had had a weapon allright...
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[strike]I wonder if it was a jar of white sauce[/strike]
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"Excuse me, waitress, but does all your marinara come with sausage and meatballs?"
And may I say, from a moral point of view, I think there can be no justification for shoving snack cakes up your action.
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