Some of these leftie entertainers (but I repeat myself) actually can tell a joke.
If McCain and Palin win, the first thing she should do as VP is invite Bill Maher shooting.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sara ... -jokes.htm
Sara Palin Humor
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Windy Wilson
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Sara Palin Humor
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
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308Mike
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
They could dress Bill O'Reilly up as a moose. 
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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mekender
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
notice that everyone is intentionally leaving out the fact that she was a govenor?
“I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.” - Norman Thomas, a six time candidate for president for the Socialist Party, 1944
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
Not WAS but IS the Governor
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.
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mekender
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
i stand correctedclyde621 wrote:Not WAS but IS the Governor
“I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.” - Norman Thomas, a six time candidate for president for the Socialist Party, 1944
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308Mike
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
And she hasn't spent 3/4 of her time in her current office campaigning for higher office.
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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Windy Wilson
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
notice that everyone is intentionally leaving out the fact that she was a govenor?
They're the forces of good! The nice guys! You can't expect them to bring up every little detail!
Where's the Sarcasm off signal?
They're the forces of good! The nice guys! You can't expect them to bring up every little detail!
Where's the Sarcasm off signal?
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
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SoupOrMan
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, upon becoming Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin knew what it was like to crush her enemies, see them driven before her and hear the lamentations of the state legislators.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
SoupOrMan wrote:Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, upon becoming Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin knew what it was like to crush her enemies, see them driven before her and hear the lamentations of the state legislators.
That's a sigline if I ever saw one...
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid."
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Re: Sara Palin Humor
SoupOrMan wrote:Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, upon becoming Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin knew what it was like to crush her enemies, see them driven before her and hear the lamentations of the state legislators.
In Arnold's defense, the lamentations of the CA state legislature consist of "dude, you're killing my buzz, not cool!" and "wawawa there is sand in my vagina and it hurts!". I would imagine, indeed hope, that Alaska has a more manly set of legislatures than the girly men that CA has.