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I add an official "Yeehah!" and "Hell yeah!" to that sentiment.
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After taking several months off from yoga for work reasons, I do not suggest going right into an advanced hand stand workshop...

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I sent that one to the kids immediately. :lol:
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I'm sick of all these cutesy Minion memes I see on Facebook. Minions are supposed to be EVIL, dammit!

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Well, that we know of, anyway. And, we're assuming that Bill and Hill had sex, which is not really in evidence at this point... Well, we know that Bill had sex, and we know that Hill had sex, just not with each other. It bepends on the meaning of the word "is".
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dfwmtx wrote:I'm sick of all these cutesy Minion memes I see on Facebook. Minions are supposed to be EVIL, dammit!

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Postby Langenator » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:22 pm

Too soon, man, too soon...I'm still grieving.
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It's been ten years.

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Jericho941 wrote:It's been ten years.


...And after 20 years he still grieves
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".

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Postby dfwmtx » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:50 pm

Just wait for the Buffy reboot....
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Postby Cybrludite » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:51 pm

Langenator wrote:Too soon, man, too soon...I'm still grieving.

So, you don't want to know how the Reivers clean their ship-sized harpoons? :twisted:
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Buffy Reboot!? Hillary will probably be looking for a job soon :twisted:

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Postby dfwmtx » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:37 pm

Not much calling for Hillary on a Buffy reboot. But her looks, at least from the picture PawPaw posted upthread, makes her a near match for the Cryptkeeper. She'll just need to remove her makeup.
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Where are the East Asian gang bangers when you need them.
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Cybrludite wrote:
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I'm going to do something like that to one of my Tapco AK mags. I already have the paint, just need to find some Dole or Chiquita stickers.
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I recommend HEB
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CombatController wrote:I recommend HEB

Thanks, CC.
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Rumor has it that the KGB "rabbit" was informed on by some animal with a dark brown strip down its back and that it stank of bear shite.
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Usually I see "NYPD" or "Chicago PD" in the place of the KGB officer.
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I suppose that the ATF version is just a giant forest fire.

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"What the hell is that?", It is a "Rabbit" that was shipped here.", "Damn! It is getting weirder and weirder here at Guantanamo.", "What can I say, ever since they came up with the new definitions of "domestic terrorist" they keep shipping us weird people and things."

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Set phaser on sterilize Doc.

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And of course he's wearing a red shirt..... :lol:
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Pretty fun series if you haven't seen it yet. Poke a bit of fun with shows like Star Trek in the Brit comedy fashion.

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You know, that's one problem I had with the Star Trek reboot--an Orion slave girl at Star Fleet academy? That would have been VERY disruptive to discipline and morale at the school. ;)
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That particular slave girl is a former slave girl. Rumor has it she's a Star Fleet officer's daughter an whoa is he who hits on her. Apparently there is a hardship post on a desert planet with a population of fanatic Arabs and giant worms just waiting for some unlucky Star Fleet Academy graduate. MaAdib apparently means "Boy you sure do have pretty eyes." The air is dry but they can hear you squeal for miles.

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Postby Jered » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:37 am

Is this true?


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Postby dfwmtx » Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:45 pm

Someone call the 9/11 Truthers RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
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Postby George guy » Thu Sep 17, 2015 2:01 am

If Ahmed were a white kid named Dwayne nobody would care about him getting arrested.
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Postby Jericho941 » Thu Sep 17, 2015 3:03 am

George guy wrote:If Ahmed were a white kid named Dwayne nobody would care about him getting arrested.

A white kid named Andrew was suspended over a Pop Tart, and a lot of people cared about that.

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Postby dfwmtx » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:10 pm

Ahmed is going to the White House because he's the first Muslim kid NOT to attach a bomb to a home-made clock. POTUS is right; we need more kids like him not attaching bombs to clocks. Or cell phones. Or some other remote detonation device.
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Postby Netpackrat » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:58 pm

Is it too much to hope that he'll learn how, in time for his upcoming trip?
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Postby George guy » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:59 pm

Apparently Ahmed didn't even really build a clock, just took apart an old digital clock and mounted its guts in a pencil case.
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I was at Wal-Mart and I swear I saw her. How did she get to Texas?

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True story:
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One Monday night, Border Patrol had brought us somebody they caught that needed fixin', and they drove in and parked an Offishul BP SUV right in the front of the ER parking area, where you could see it from the street and the entry.

It was the slowest, quietest Monday night we had in years. 8-)

Before leaving with their repaired catch of the day, they laughed, but politely declined our offer to let them park the broken down BP cruiser of their choice in our lot in perpetuity.
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I check at Amazon and they have the Border Patrol Caps and other items. An ICE cap, a lanyard and ID holder for your official chicken inspector photo ID, T-shirts, and maybe some other stuff. :twisted:

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toad wrote:I check at Amazon and they have the Border Patrol Caps and other items. An ICE cap, a lanyard and ID holder for your official chicken inspector photo ID, T-shirts, and maybe some other stuff. :twisted:


Sportmans' Guide had actual CBP caps and it looked like they were the ones from the uniform contractor.
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Socrates wrote:The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.

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Happy Halloween.
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Now I have a spare time hobby for the next three weeks. :twisted:
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Aesop wrote:Happy Halloween.
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Now I have a spare time hobby for the next three weeks. :twisted:


That is SOOOO Kool..... :lol:

Thanks for the idea, Aesop. :D

Come Oct 31, the hedges will have eyes............ :mrgreen:
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Neat idea

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Now I have a spare time hobby for the next three weeks. :twisted:


That is SOOOO Kool..... :lol:

Thanks for the idea, Aesop. :D

Come Oct 31, the hedges will have eyes............ :mrgreen:


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:lol: :lol:
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US Secretary of Defense:
http://www.defense.gov/About-DoD/Biographies/Biography-View/Article/602689
Oh I don't know, He might not be a big girls shirt, but actual line command seems to be missing from his background.

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toad wrote:US Secretary of Defense:
http://www.defense.gov/About-DoD/Biographies/Biography-View/Article/602689
Oh I don't know, He might not be a big girls shirt, but actual line command seems to be missing from his background.


US SecDef is (supposed to be, F**K McNamara) more admin and program and not so much operational. The actual operational chain of command goes from the President down through the JCS to the combatant/theater commanders. So lack of line command is not such a big deal, and can be helpful as they might not be as likely to play Jr General (did I mention F**K McNamara?).

I think the Euros might be more along the same line, but believe the Russian is in the chain of command.

I don't have a problem with a female defense minister per se (can you imagine Condi Rice or Maggie Thatcher in those jobs?), but given the kinder gentler Euro style (plus 50+ years of outsourcing their serious defense needs to the US), I doubt any of these ladies would be my choice.
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It's not that they are women or just administration people, it's the fact that they are a bunch of poly-sci liberal arts types getting their ticket punched while the guy that they are facing is obviously one hard man. While they might not be making command decesions they are responsible for helping vet their militaries ready for conflict. I would love to know what their plan is in the event several Russian divisions are on their way to their capital.

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Kommander wrote:I would love to know what their plan is in the event several Russian divisions are on their way to their capital.


Run crying to the U.N. about how unfair it is while regretting not taking the NATO charter seriously?
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Well I guess he wont get an invite to the White House.

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It is supposed to be from a Russian Source.
I saw this over at Curmudgeonly and Skeptical. I won't repeat the comments.
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I saw this over at Curmudgeonly and Skeptical. I won't repeat the comments.
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I think Cyberluddite and Jericho deserve some sort of TGC medal for their efforts on this thread.
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