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Return of the Demotivators, Part III! IN 3D! - To Infinity And Beyond!

Postby Cybrludite » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:42 am

Not even escaping to a new forum will save you this time!
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Everyone needs to know how to fight Zombies!
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Postby SoupOrMan » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:07 am

We've all been the new guy before...
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Postby SoupOrMan » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:20 am

In the Clinton-era Air Force, important things like ammunition and training were sacrificed for important things like "quality."
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Postby GroundPounder » Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:30 pm

GroundPounder delivers:

NOTE: I salvaged a few of these from the old site. If they're yours, credit = you!
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Postby 308Mike » Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:13 am

Oh God! The thread that refuses to die is HERE!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Is the girl third from the right, second row REALLY wearing crotchless panties?
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Postby mekender » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:13 am

ok ill play

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Postby SoupOrMan » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:33 am

And another one for us children of the 1980s: The truth behind Cobra Commander.
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What video games can teach people about anatomy:
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The People's Armed Police: Because You Suck And We Hate You.
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Postby Wrenchbender1 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:23 am

I can't take credit for any of these but here they are

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HTRN's neighbor :lol:

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Postby AZMARK » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:22 am

Linky for those out there like me, who forgot to save it from the old forums.
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Postby AZMARK » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:28 am

H/T to Cowboy Blob for the photo and Double Tapper for the quote.
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Postby HTRN » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:49 am

Ahem.


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Postby mekender » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:25 am

8-)
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For HTRN
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Postby George guy » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:44 pm

For a request a while back:
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Postby Aaron » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:11 pm

:D

I still have that on my blog and as my blogger profile pic.
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Postby dfwmtx » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:50 am

Teller is a shooter? AWESOME!
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MORE MORE!

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Postby AZMARK » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:43 am

Couple from the old thread
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Postby Jeffro » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:04 am

I don't remember if these were in the old thread or not.
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Postby Rustyv » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:51 am

The perseverance one was posted by Aesop I believe on the old forum
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Postby Jeffro » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:23 am

These tickled my funny bone:
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Postby DougWojtowicz » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:02 am

I feel sorry for whoever dunked Perseverence Cat. :o

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Postby Cybrludite » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:46 am

When nature gives you hurricanes, make motivational posters...
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Postby Cybrludite » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:06 pm

Another in the "Be Prepared" line of thought.
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because...
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Postby HTRN » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:47 am

I think this says it all about our Vice President. :mrgreen:


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Digging through my pics folder...

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I'll see your Serious Cat and raise you a...

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...abomination.

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Postby Erik » Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:00 am

HTRN wrote:I think this says it all about our Vice President. :mrgreen:
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:lol:
Could make a new version of that with the photo of Sarah Palin sitting on the couch with the bearskin behind her.

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EGO partum , proinde EGO sum

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Jericho941 wrote:Digging through my pics folder...

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DUDE - WHAT are YOU doing what THAT pic on your HARD DRIVE????? :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll:

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Postby DougWojtowicz » Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:28 am

in re: the Myspace one, It's one of the most common Demotivators on the net.

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308Mike wrote:
Jericho941 wrote:Digging through my pics folder...



DUDE - WHAT are YOU doing what THAT pic on your HARD DRIVE????? :shock: :shock:


What, you thought that you were the only one that she sent that picture to? Disappointed to learn you weren't her one and only? :lol:

Amazing how much you can change the tone of a comment by deleting one word/sound effect... :mrgreen:
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Cybrludite wrote:
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Jericho941 wrote:Digging through my pics folder...



DUDE - WHAT are YOU doing what THAT pic on your HARD DRIVE????? :shock: :shock:


What, you thought that you were the only one that she sent that picture to? Disappointed to learn you weren't her one and only? :lol:

Amazing how much you can change the tone of a comment by deleting one word/sound effect... :mrgreen:


what i want to know is how you guys got a pic of my toilet... especially so soon after i used it?
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308Mike wrote:DUDE - WHAT are YOU doing what THAT pic on your HARD DRIVE????? :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll:

<PUKE!!!!>


Waiting to spring it on unfortunate web denizens. :twisted:

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Postby HTRN » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:36 am

Ha! Whoever made that sign committed a spelling mistake.

It's "Nutroots" not "netroots". :mrgreen:
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Postby HTRN » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:16 am

And oh, here's a new one - lately, been thinking about Battletech in general, and the Atlas in particular.


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I present to you the biggest challenge yet for a dedicated shooter:
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Postby Joe ex PNG » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:13 am

HTRN wrote:And oh, here's a new one - lately, been thinking about Battletech in general, and the Atlas in particular.


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Postby GroundPounder » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:15 am

lol wut...
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This is absolutely outstanding stuff!!!!!!!!! I LOVE these things!!!!!!! :lol:

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Except GE no longer manufacturers M134 miniguns. Dillon Aero does. :lol:


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Looks like the SWAT team's got themselves a RV... :roll:
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HTRN wrote:Except GE no longer manufacturers M134 miniguns. Dillon Aero does. :lol:


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Minor detail :) . I take it GE is out of the minigun business entirely? One of the Class III dealers that frequents the 1500 gun show has a sweatshirt with a picture of a minigun and the old slogan. Don't know what version of the gun is on his shirt though.
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HTRN wrote:Except GE no longer manufacturers M134 miniguns. Dillon Aero does. :lol:


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GE brought it to life.

Dillon Aero made it worthwhile. ;)

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And another one.
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Jeez, Soup! That's painful to look at.
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It's from one of Mike308's threads.
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Actually the rotary engine works just fine. It is all a matter of application.

Just to stay on topic though....
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clembrewer wrote:What is this picture from?

Your guess is as good as mine. I found that poster the way it is.
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It's alive! Mwah-hahahahaha!
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OK, this one takes some 'splainin:

H/T SayUncle, gang members did a drive-by shooting of epic proportions:

Two firearms, a .25 caliber semi-automatic pistol and a .380 caliber Colt firearm were found inside the vehicle and another .99 caliber Rutger was found on Pinkham Street, police said.
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A few on the subject of fail...
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And the only thing worse than fail, of course, is a boy band...
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Violent purge is broken!

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This one is awesome, but too big to post normally.

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DougWojtowicz wrote:Violent purge is broken!


:?: Works fine for me.


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:?: Works fine for me.


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Postby DougWojtowicz » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:28 pm

Sure... today!

It froze loading yesterday at only the top quarter. All is well now. :oops:

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DougWojtowicz wrote:All is well now. :oops:


And that's what matters. Fix the problem, not the blame. :mrgreen:
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Pfft. Batman has no alignment but Batman. There is only Lawful Batman, Neutral Batman, and Chaotic Batman.
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Found on Rachel Lucas' site in the comments....
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The Faaaaaaaail Boat soon will be making another run...
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I told you guys that picture in Mike's thread on Clay Aiken was demotivator fodder.
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:lol:

I can't find the older one, but here's an updated version:
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Man, who ever thought that shade of green looked good for suits?
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SoupOrMan wrote:Man, who ever thought that shade of green looked good for suits?


The 70's my good man. Maybe too many "ludes?"

Or maybe it was the 80's? Nah, I think they favored flashy colors.

Either way, the Irish mob would wear it. ;)
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"Aw, Mom, can't you just go to the store and buy me a terrorist costume? All the other kids in the Junior Jihad Squad are gonna laugh at me. Last year you said go as Yasser Arafat, and all the other kids wore Chewbacca masks!"
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Mud_Dog wrote:Either way, the Irish mob would wear it. ;)


LOL, I must call my tailor...

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Well I heard the mob owned a lot of the gay/lesbian bars but I wasn't thinking of the Irish mob.
I also didn't think that they'd be that far into it if they were.
Makes me rethink about CC's flaming red trimed cowboy boots. (Honest! I'm just kidding! Please don't shoot me! At least not with a damn 5.56 X 45 mm round.) :mrgreen:

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Those are Doc Martins, and they are shoes....
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toad wrote: (Honest! I'm just kidding! Please don't shoot me! At least not with a damn 5.56 X 45 mm round.) :mrgreen:


Judging by half the folk here, you'd be just fine.
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CombatController wrote:Those are Doc Martins, and they are shoes....
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Aiken's one of our mob "decoys" The enemy will never suspect it!

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If you see the Buddha on the road, kill Him.

If you see Clay Aiken on the road, RUN LIKE HELL. The Irish Mob is nearby.

Hmm...
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mekender wrote:
CombatController wrote:Those are Doc Martins, and they are shoes....


Those are Danner Super Rainforests, aka my boot of choice.
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CombatController wrote:Those are Doc Martins, and they are shoes....


Those are Danner Super Rainforests, aka my boot of choice.


I may be interested in a pair of boots. I have two questions:

1) Are they made from real rainforests? If the manufacture of some product didn't result in a third world village being razed, orphaned children, species made extinct, and generally wanton rape and pillage, I am simply not interested.

2) How well do they work on hippies? Are they effective only in the "kick" regime, or are they pretty good in "stomp" mode too?

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Postby Joe ex PNG » Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:10 am

Rainforest? RAINFOREST??!!! A "rainforest" is a collection of tropical plants inside a dome at a botanical garden. A freaking "rainforest" is the imaginary clean, happy forested section of Hippie Cloudcoocooland.

It is not the jungle. A jungle has heat, humidity, malaria, heat, snakes, bugs, heat, thorns, heat, malaria, swamps, heat, wet and heat.

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Joe ex PNG wrote:Rainforest? RAINFOREST??!!! A "rainforest" is a collection of tropical plants inside a dome at a botanical garden. A freaking "rainforest" is the imaginary clean, happy forested section of Hippie Cloudcoocooland.

It is not the jungle. A jungle has heat, humidity, malaria, heat, snakes, bugs, heat, thorns, heat, malaria, swamps, heat, wet and heat.


You are talking about tropical rain forests. Here in the pacific northwest, we also have rain forests, without the heat, malaria, and in Alaska, without the snakes. We still have lots of humidity, swamps, wet, thorns, and bugs, however. [EDIT: I forgot to mention the BEARS!]

To answer Eugene's first question, the Super Rainforest is a heavy duty version of the original Danner Rainforest boot, of which I've worn out a couple pairs. The "Super" version is visually the same, but is constructed from two thicknesses of leather instead of the usual single layer. So, each boot requires twice as much dead animal hide to build as a normal boot. Also, when the rubber sole wears out, it can be re-soled, so the same boot can use up two or even three times as much petroleum product over its lifetime as a regular boot. I've got a pair that is admittedly showing some age, which have been re-treaded twice. Probably going to have my "new" pair re-soled soon. The soles would last longer working in the woods, but since I am on pavement all day long, 2-3 years is the most I can get out of a set of treads.

As for the second question, they do not have steel toes, so they are not optimum for that activity, but rest assured that your feet will remain well protected throughout the exercise. These boots are not inexpensive, but top quality rarely is. They are also made in America by good blue collar, hippie hating, truck/SUV driving Americans.
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Postby 308Mike » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:08 am

esa5444 wrote:2) How well do they work on hippies? Are they effective only in the "kick" regime, or are they pretty good in "stomp" mode too?


Look for Vibram soles.
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