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Posted: **Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:49 pm**

Everyone says they want a fairy tale wedding, but they always kvetch when I show up uninvited & curse their first-born.

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:26 pm**

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:26 pm**

Could be worse , he could have cursed the kid to be part of the transsexual crowd .

Posted: **Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:53 am**

It's not so much the cursing of the first-born, man, it's the tutu, tiara, and staff topped with a glitter-covered skull. It's a bit much.

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:47 am**

Do you play the Rains of Castamere, too?

Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:53 am**

Jered wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:47 am Do you play the Rains of Castamere, too?

I ever get hitched, that'll be played at the reception.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:56 am**

"I didn't know this could be played as a mambo!"

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