Re: Roy Rogers
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:24 pm
Breaking with the Western theme:
Patrica Mack is a loan officer at a bank. One day a frog comes into her office, introduces himself as Kermit Jagger, explains that he is Mick Jagger's son, and that he'd like a loan to make some improvements to his pond. When she asks if he has any collateral he hands her a pink, ceramic elephant. She's quite confused at this point, so she excuses herself to speak to the VP. She tells him the story, and says "And he gave me this ceramic elephant as collateral, I don't even know what it IS!" He replies "It's a knick knack, Patty Mack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Patrica Mack is a loan officer at a bank. One day a frog comes into her office, introduces himself as Kermit Jagger, explains that he is Mick Jagger's son, and that he'd like a loan to make some improvements to his pond. When she asks if he has any collateral he hands her a pink, ceramic elephant. She's quite confused at this point, so she excuses herself to speak to the VP. She tells him the story, and says "And he gave me this ceramic elephant as collateral, I don't even know what it IS!" He replies "It's a knick knack, Patty Mack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."