The Gun Counter

"Jingle Bells" is not a Christmas song.

If the opposite of "pro" is "con" is the opposite of progress, Congress?

Why yes, it has the acceptable tolerances on it already and everything; you do actually have to build the stuff to the drawing.

Don't confuse the map for the territory.

A lot of people say when they get tattoos, "I love art. But art can be lost or stolen. This art will always be with me."

Maybe. But you could still lose either in a bad fire.

Using modern communications theory.

If someone tries to insult you and you refuse to acknowledge it, is it still insulting?

Weetabix wrote:A lot of people say when they get tattoos, "I love art. But art can be lost or stolen. This art will always be with me."

Maybe. But you could still lose either in a bad fire.

There's a fat joke in there somewhere, too.

How about:

But you can't take stretched, wrinkly art for restoration.

Weetabix wrote:They say you should follow your passion. But then, she got a restraining order.

They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have, so why do i have an hr meeting for wearing a Darth Vader costume?

Your lack of preparation doesn't make it my emergency.