Inspired by other threads. YMMV. Your corrections and additions welcome. Fire away!
MN: WTF?!
CT: Give us all your money, and don't come back.
MS: We'll make you feel better about your own state
NJ: You'll pine for Free America
HI: Beat it, haole boy!
CA: We can get socialism right!
Accurate state mottos?
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Accurate state mottos?
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D
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AK: Give is your money, go away, and take a greenie with you.
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MT: Fuck California
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Alabama: Ya'll ain't from around here, are ya?
Or: We don't much care how ya'll did it up North.
Or: We don't much care how ya'll did it up North.
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Way back when, our older son had a homework assignment to look up state mottos (this would have been about second grade). He came into the living room excited to let us know what he'd found:
"Pennsylvania: Cook with coal!"
"Texas: Press 2 for English!"
Parody site, natch.
"Pennsylvania: Cook with coal!"
"Texas: Press 2 for English!"
Parody site, natch.
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Illinois: (slogan repossessed due to ongoing budget debacle)
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Ohio: "All Your Cars Are Be Rust To Us"
I'm not old--It's too early to be this late.
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Maryland: What's in your wallet?
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I think Wyoming is a bigger coal state these days...MiddleAgedKen wrote:"Pennsylvania: Cook with coal!"
Pennsylvania: Now with more than 40 yards of straight level roadway!
New jersey: whachulookinat?
Florida: come for the sunshine, leave because of the locals(floridaman is real)
Delaware: because Florida needs some competition.
Nevada: gambling, sand, and airbases.
Idaho, because the world needs potatoes.
Texas: uhmm...
Maine: lobsters and Steven king stories.
Massachusetts: nj has the worst drivers? "Challenge accepted"
Ohio: the radar gun state
New hampshire taxes and massholes.
Vermont: hippies small towns and ben and Jerry ice cream.
Hawaii home of magnum and dan-o.
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Ohio: 2 over? Light 'em up
Maryland: Our drivers make Massholes look kind and gentle
WA: California 2.0
Maryland: Our drivers make Massholes look kind and gentle
WA: California 2.0
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