Accurate state mottos?

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Accurate state mottos?

Post by Weetabix » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:09 pm

Inspired by other threads. YMMV. Your corrections and additions welcome. Fire away!

MN: WTF?!
CT: Give us all your money, and don't come back.
MS: We'll make you feel better about your own state
NJ: You'll pine for Free America
HI: Beat it, haole boy!
CA: We can get socialism right!
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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by AlaskaTRX » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pm

AK: Give is your money, go away, and take a greenie with you.

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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by Jered » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:15 am

MT: Fuck California
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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by First Shirt » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:02 am

Alabama: Ya'll ain't from around here, are ya?

Or: We don't much care how ya'll did it up North.
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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by MiddleAgedKen » Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:43 am

Way back when, our older son had a homework assignment to look up state mottos (this would have been about second grade). He came into the living room excited to let us know what he'd found:

"Pennsylvania: Cook with coal!"
"Texas: Press 2 for English!"

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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by SoupOrMan » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:53 pm

Illinois: (slogan repossessed due to ongoing budget debacle)
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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by Old Grafton » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:53 am

Ohio: "All Your Cars Are Be Rust To Us"
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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by Mike OTDP » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:06 am

Maryland: What's in your wallet?

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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by HTRN » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:36 am

MiddleAgedKen wrote:"Pennsylvania: Cook with coal!"
I think Wyoming is a bigger coal state these days... :ugeek:

Pennsylvania: Now with more than 40 yards of straight level roadway! :lol:
New jersey: whachulookinat? :mrgreen:
Florida: come for the sunshine, leave because of the locals(floridaman is real)
Delaware: because Florida needs some competition. :ugeek: :lol:
Nevada: gambling, sand, and airbases. :D
Idaho, because the world needs potatoes.
Texas: uhmm... :mrgreen:
Maine: lobsters and Steven king stories.
Massachusetts: nj has the worst drivers? "Challenge accepted" :roll:
Ohio: the radar gun state
New hampshire taxes and massholes.
Vermont: hippies small towns and ben and Jerry ice cream.
Hawaii home of magnum and dan-o.
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Re: Accurate state mottos?

Post by Greg » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:55 am

Ohio: 2 over? Light 'em up

Maryland: Our drivers make Massholes look kind and gentle
WA: California 2.0
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