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Why didn'the you guys tell me that AR-15's were this cool!

Postby Malthorn » Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:29 am

I may need to get an AR-15 after reading this article!

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Postby rightisright » Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:52 am

The DN is widely considered a joke. But they have outdone themselves with this "article". A bazooka??? Can you imagine the shit stains in this asshole's panties if he fired a 30.06? Prolapsed rectum w. a .300 Win Mag??? I could go on, but you get my drift.

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Postby Weetabix » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:02 am

I got ripped off, then. I bought a used AR (my first) a couple weeks ago. Mine totally does not feel like a bazooka or sound like a cannon.

I expected:
- the percussion of the muzzle blast to crush the people in the adjacent booths to the ground. No dice.
- the 100-yard berm to disintegrate like a tank round had hit it. No joy.
- liberals in nearby towns to wet the bed. Probably happened, but not because of me.
- it to empty a 40-round (where do you find those?) clip (sic) in 5 seconds. Maybe I need to practice harder.

Or... maybe Mr. Kuntzman (sic) needs some adult Depends or whatever one puts on a mangina. :geek:
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Postby Netpackrat » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:08 am

To my thinking, this part of the article is the real outrage:

Stelmach, who opened his shop six years ago after a career in law enforcement in Europe, even calls for government officials to take away guns from some owners — something very few gun advocates support.

He also said he never sells a gun to someone who “looks a little bit funny,” and he claimed he had prevented many guns from getting into the wrong hands because the would-be purchaser “asked stupid questions” like, “What happens to me if the gun is stolen?”


This needs to be reposted far and wide, so that Mr. Stelmach can learn what it is like to be a former gun shop owner.
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Postby Old Grafton » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:41 am

The author's last name tells it all. And it bruised his moonbeam-sensitive shoulder. A 20 ga.'s recoil would probably kill him.
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Postby First Shirt » Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:04 am

Probably best that we don't tell him that my Minions think ARs are just tons-o-fun, and they are saving their pennies to buy their own. This is a pair of skinny 15-YO girls, and a small-but-stout 11-YO girl. And if we can't pull off the Wyoming trip, they want to buy wildcat 6.5 uppers for their stripped lowers, because the .223 just isn't stout enough for their purposes.

They have suggested that we contribute to a pablum-and-diapers fund for this poor man, since he's obviously never progressed beyond the need for bottle-feeding and regular diaper changes. And maybe some children's Tylenol, for his poor bruised shoulder.
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Postby Cybrludite » Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:11 am

Only times I've gotten a bruised shoulder from my AR was when I used it to take an Appleseed course. 400+ rounds mostly fired from the prone makes it look like I did a round of skeet.
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Postby kapikui » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:53 am

All I can say is WOW. OK, the muzzle brakes on some AR's can make them loud, that's what hearing protection is for, but a bruised shoulder? I've not tried it, but I'm fairly sure I could handle a pistol in .223 without extreme difficulty, and it would be awkward but I'd not be all that worried about one handing an AR. My 100 lb wife doesn't get a bruised shoulder from the AR. Either this guy is an out and out liar, or the biggest pussy there is. Time to put him on a Barrett M82 and see what he does.

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Postby Jericho941 » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:01 am

He may not have actually bruised, but I'll bet that he felt some psychosomatic soreness. The guy went in terrified of the thing; it sounds like he was on the verge of a panic attack when shooting. Being that scared of the thing would explain how he found the brass "disorienting" or why the smoke made him feel sick. It'd also explain his "temporary case of PTSD." Being anxious and irritable for awhile is a fairly normal reaction to coming down off of adrenaline.

That said, he's also a tabloid writer. Melodrama and hysterics are his bread and butter.

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Postby dfwmtx » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:40 pm

The sheer amount of hyperbole, hysteria, and melodrama used when antis write anything about guns makes me want there to be licensing for 1st amendment rights because of their dangerous and negligent use of the English language.

If someone tells you the rights of journalists under the 1st amendment don't get anyone killed, please explain how the hysteria ginned up over the destrucrion of the battleship Maine didn't lead to the Spanish-American war?
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Postby evan price » Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:31 am

I don't like ARs. I don't like how they feel, I don't like how they handle, I don't like hearing & feeling the recoil buffer & spring "SPROING"ing in my cheek when I get a good stock cheek weld.

That said, I don't want to ban them. And it's hardly a cannon or bazooka, and that guy is the most pussified wuss who has so far checked in.

Shooting a full-house .44 magnum might actually kill him.
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Postby Rod » Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:47 pm

I say someone invite him out to a range to shoot a Mosin carbine. Bet he'd change his mind about that "massive" AR-15 cannon.
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Postby Weetabix » Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:52 pm

This guy is showing up everywhere. I wonder if his second round of tears come from mockery and derision? :lol:
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Postby toad » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:37 pm

Mean while in West Hollywood:
http://www.dailywire.com/news/6612/west-hollywood-inundated-poster-rainbow-gadsen-hank-berrien

Also gun dealers report gays and lesbians are purchasing AR-15's. Oh well maybe the price will come down next year.

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Postby Netpackrat » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:17 am

Apparently the gunshop that was quoted is calling bullshit.

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Postby First Shirt » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:21 pm

This is my grandson shooting one of my ARs. He was 9 at the time. Don't recall any tears or any bruising, but then his dad is the family's Token Jarhead Marine, so that probably wouldn't have been tolerated. Besides, he was having way to much fun (especially after he found out that he didn't have to stop shooting and reload after 10 rounds).

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Postby Weetabix » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:05 pm

Larry Correia has started a new column, Ask Kunzman!, to help us understand other issues from a different perspective.
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Postby First Shirt » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:39 pm

Weetabix wrote:Larry Correia has started a new column, Ask Kunzman!, to help us understand other issues from a different perspective.

I need that like I need another armpit!! Until they can find someone with a full set of testicles, I don't want to read anything from them!

See above post, and don't get me started on The Senior Minions, who think that ARs are just "really neat toys."
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Postby Wrenchbender1 » Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:14 am

Old Grafton wrote:The author's last name tells it all. And it bruised his moonbeam-sensitive shoulder. A 20 ga.'s recoil would probably kill him.


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Postby arctictom » Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:59 am

Shit what a pussy , recoil is when you pick your self up off the ground.
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Postby Greg » Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:26 pm

First Shirt wrote:
Weetabix wrote:Larry Correia has started a new column, Ask Kunzman!, to help us understand other issues from a different perspective.

I need that like I need another armpit!! Until they can find someone with a full set of testicles, I don't want to read anything from them!

See above post, and don't get me started on The Senior Minions, who think that ARs are just "really neat toys."


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Postby First Shirt » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:28 pm

Sorry, I may have been into the hard stuff when I wrote that. Didn't mean Larry's stuff, meant the rag that had the original article.

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Postby TheArmsman » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:36 pm

First Shirt wrote:Larry is one of my favorite authors, and if they ever make fisking an Olympic event, he'll be a shoo-in for a gold medal!


Don't know about that. Kevin Baker over at the http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/ does an awesome job of that also. He has been on my daily blog list for over 10 years. He does some remarkable uber posts also.
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