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Trumps press secretary
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:32 am
by toad
"..and here is my Press Secretary, Sgt. Emery. "All right you maggots, you are going to get your stories right or you'll rewrite them until they are. Now drop and give me 10!"
Re: Trumps press secretary
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:34 pm
by PawPaw
Well, it's Ermey, but that's just a quibble.
Re: Trumps press secretary
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 3:44 pm
by dfwmtx
How about Ermey for press-sec WITHOUT Trump?
Re: Trumps press secretary
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 5:12 pm
by JustinR
I fully expect Trump to want to do ALL of his own press briefings.
Re: Trumps press secretary
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:53 pm
by scipioafricanus
Get Dennis Miller.
Re: Trumps press secretary
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 11:22 pm
by Jered
Ermey for president!
Re: Trumps press secretary
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:13 pm
by Aesop
Trump doesn't need a press secretary any more than an ocean liner needs an extra foghorn.
What he does need is a fire engine company, so they can cut him free when he loses, put out the flames when he craters into the ground, and patch him up as he gets tried by fire.