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Trumps press secretary

Postby toad » Fri May 06, 2016 1:32 am

"..and here is my Press Secretary, Sgt. Emery. "All right you maggots, you are going to get your stories right or you'll rewrite them until they are. Now drop and give me 10!"

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Re: Trumps press secretary

Postby PawPaw » Fri May 06, 2016 1:34 pm

Well, it's Ermey, but that's just a quibble.
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Postby dfwmtx » Fri May 06, 2016 4:44 pm

How about Ermey for press-sec WITHOUT Trump?
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Re: Trumps press secretary

Postby JustinR » Fri May 06, 2016 6:12 pm

I fully expect Trump to want to do ALL of his own press briefings.
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Re: Trumps press secretary

Postby scipioafricanus » Fri May 06, 2016 11:53 pm

Get Dennis Miller.
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Re: Trumps press secretary

Postby Jered » Sat May 07, 2016 12:22 am

Ermey for president!
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Re: Trumps press secretary

Postby Aesop » Sat May 07, 2016 5:13 pm

Trump doesn't need a press secretary any more than an ocean liner needs an extra foghorn.
What he does need is a fire engine company, so they can cut him free when he loses, put out the flames when he craters into the ground, and patch him up as he gets tried by fire.
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