2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

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2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Aesop » Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:59 am

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Understanding venomous reptiles: F
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Netpackrat » Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:12 am

Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby 308Mike » Sat Mar 05, 2016 8:59 am

Netpackrat wrote:Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?

But there's no paperwork involved to interpret, so no, I doubt he's a lawyer - maybe a politician trying to prove how brave he is??? ;) ;)
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Aesop » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:05 pm

Netpackrat wrote:Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?

It wouldn't change the math.
But I'd be happier about any untoward outcome.

Never happen though. Professional courtesy, and all that.
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Netpackrat » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:27 pm

Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.


Ba-da-bing!
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Greg » Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:32 pm

Netpackrat wrote:
Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.


Ba-da-bing!


Thought that was sharks.
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby randy » Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:23 pm

Greg wrote:
Netpackrat wrote:
Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.


Ba-da-bing!


Thought that was sharks.


No, according to a Squadron Officer School classmate of mine (who quit the bar to join the AF as an aircraft maintenance officer, and fought hard to keep from being assigned as a JAG) it applies to venomous snakes as well.

You can tell if a lawyer was driving down the road by looking for rattlesnakes sunning themselves in the middle. Normal people there are tire tracks over the snake. If it was a lawyer then there are skid marks leading up to the snake as the lawyer locked up his brakes, due to professional courtesy.
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Weetabix » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:22 pm

I thought it was that you could tell the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road by the skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Postby SoupOrMan » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:25 pm

Wow, going from "Objection!" to "Hmmm, yeah, if you could all come in on Saturday for a 16 turn 12 turn 8 that'd be greaaaaat" seems like a terrible penance.
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Jered » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:24 am

There must be someone else there, too.

So...two stupids...
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Jericho941 » Fri Mar 11, 2016 6:30 am

SoupOrMan wrote:Wow, going from "Objection!" to "Hmmm, yeah, if you could all come in on Saturday for a 16 turn 12 turn 8 that'd be greaaaaat" seems like a terrible penance.

Yeeaaaaaaah, I can't imagine anyone going into maintenance as an officer unless they wanted to say "I'm going to actually do my job and be drummed out in 30 seconds"

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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby Combat Controller » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:26 pm

This was about 15 years ago in Jaipur. Note the python that had previously been constricting my breathing.
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Re: 2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

Postby BDK » Sat Apr 23, 2016 7:53 am

So how good are some of y'all at photo shop? Not about to do it in... OK, if I could be assured they wouldn't relieve themselves on it, or find a cheap suit that would work... And a snake pit, a profile pic of being covered in various snakes would be a great pic for my lawyer website...


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