Kids nearly kill Bill

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Kids nearly kill Bill

Postby toad » Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:27 pm

Some kids were singing ,"Ding, Dong, Dell, Pussy's in the well." and Bill Clinton dived in head first.
By the time they got a strong rope, managed to convince Bill there was nothing down there but cold water, and convinced him to let himself be pulled out, hyperthermia had almost got him

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Re: Kids nearly kill Bill

Postby Aesop » Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:39 pm

Nit: it's hypothermia. Nit is hereby picked.
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Re: Kids nearly kill Bill

Postby Greg » Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:40 pm

Aesop wrote:Nit: it's hypothermia. Nit is hereby picked.

Unless you were roasting him in an out of control sauna or something.
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